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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, “Come on, how about giving a senior citizen abreak?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket forhaving worn tyres. So I called him a s—-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the   more tickets he wrote.  Personally, I didn’t care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.  It’s important at my age.

hahahaha ... zou jij dit durven?

pfoe ik vind dat de mensen die gepensioneerd zijn best weleens wat minder rustig aan kunnen doen. Wat een nare vent.

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En die seinways die zijn echt onzin. Een scootmobiel dat snap ik dan nog, en een hulpmotor op de fiets. Maar dat ding gaat zoooo langzaam. en t is onhandig. en je valt snel.

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